Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Dear god my vagina.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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