I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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