Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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