i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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