Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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