Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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