Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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