i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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