Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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