She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
