we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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