Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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