If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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