does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
