Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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