i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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