Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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