is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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