all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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