she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
not ubering you a puppy
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