I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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