Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
What a dumb baby whore.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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