he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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