Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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