I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
