yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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