We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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