Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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