his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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