Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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