Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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