if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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