someone threw a dead crab at me
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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