You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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