You really coming over, don't trick.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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