I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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