return my video game
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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