I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just got carded by a ten year old.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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