That's intense
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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