Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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