dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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