I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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