She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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