The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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