check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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