You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I could fuck to npr.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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