your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Also, beer. Big fan.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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