At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
