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Just mADE A PArabola og urine
there's paper in my vomit.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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