And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
