have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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